Rouges Gallery: Breakup Betty

Being a veteran of the Commuter Class, it never ceases to amaze me how the occasional riders actually think they are in a world all unto themselves. Behold Breakup Betty, who just treated everyone on the Friday's (7/6) 9:42 pm train out of Penn Station to a live skewering of her now ex-boyfriend. We learned of the poor bastard's faults, shortcomings and his utter callousness. Betty runs the list hard and fast at about +90 db so everyone, even those in the vestibule, can hear her loud and clear. We do know that Betty's apparent Ex is a "Total F***ing Loser" and only cares about himself. After the "don't f**ing call me ever again" termination of Betty's diatribe, she attends to the most important task of checking for split ends.

Thanks for sharing Betty. We all hope you can find someone who is as kind and considerate as you. As far as your Ex is concerned, he should consider himself quite lucky to be rid of you and your obnoxious valley girl voice.